Q.1
Torin Koos:
Nicest. Guy. Ever.
I saw him kill a kitten once during a ski race and then laugh about it. (Big lamo.)
No idea. I've never met him. Mostly, I don't leave my office where I only write comments on Fasterskier articles.
Q.2
That whole disqualification thing:
The people in Rumford couldn't hold a race if their lives depended on it.
Actually Torin probably deserved it, no one seems to talk about it but he was only DQ'ed because he screwed up earlier.
I don't really care. He stole my chocolate milk.
All of the above.
None of the above: Torin is much too fast to ever have touched anyone else. He floats on angel wings.
Q.3
Please rank the crazy:
Good crazy.
Uncomfortable crazy.
Seriously not ok.
Batshit Crazy.
IS THIS REAL LIFE???
Torin Koos getting DQ'd.
Marty Hall calling people sissies on Fasterskier.
Torin Koos stealing people's chocolate milk.
Ryan Scott's ability to play the piano.
The level of indignation from people who WERE NOT THERE.
This quote: "Watch the movies online. You can talk rules, TD’s, 70′s grumps, development…but DQ’n Torin is bad for the sport in the US and just a plain ole sh!t sandwich."
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Q.4
Is Torin Koos actually Batman?
Yes.
Maybe.
Q.5
What will the overall effect this might have on ski racing and development?
Nothing.
Zero.
Nada.
Net gain. Actual improvement.
Everybody should quit now while there is still time.
Q.6
Justin Freeman retired from US Nationals because of this.
I know, right?
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